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sparklefists:

Whitney Houston - i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me)

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yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

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dipl0mat:

I felt like this was a thing that needed to happen ok seeing as I get so many asks pertaining to this that and the other when really being a disposable blog is quite simple ok yeahhh

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foodtrucker:

you haven’t experienced embarrassment until you’ve been caught taking a selfie

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